Happy Birthday Daddy!

Today my Daddy's 48 years old! (sssshhhhhhh, it's a secret). To a baby, that's really old. I wonder if Daddy is really my Grandpa.

Here's a picture of us taken 3 months ago (when I was just 2 weeks old)! Since then, Daddy's filled my head with lots of good memories (and Mommy's filled it with good mammaries). So far, these have been the best 3 months of my life!


Relaxing with Daddy (when I was just a little baby).

*TO SEE MORE PICTURES, Click Below:
1. "Hanging out with Daddy"- Click Here
2. "Relaxing with Mommy"- Click Here
3. "Throwing Daddy a birthday kiss"- Click Here
4. "Mommy on her birthday"- Click Here

A good cry

As you can see, I'm not always a happy baby (see yesterday). At times I can be a cry-baby. Especially when grownups don't understand me. Sometimes when I try to explain why I'm upset, they just don't get it. Just like when Mommy trys to explain things to Daddy.

To see some of my other moods, just click below:
GLAD | SAD | MAD | BAD || HAPPY | CRAPPY || WIRED | TIRED.


Get me out of this thing!

A good laugh

Here I am on the balcony with my Mommy, Daddy and Grampa. Daddy's telling a funny joke which is making me laugh (it has lots of silly sounds in it). Grampa and Mummy aren't laughing. Maybe they already know this joke. Or maybe Daddy's only funny to babies.

To see another picture, click HERE
To see a bunch of pictures, click HERE.


Someone's got the giggles
(click on picture for bigger laugh)

A funday Sunday

Yesterday we spent the whole day with Grampa. In this picture we're having fun at an outdoor cafe. Grampa got all of us ice cream (except me because I'm just a baby. Sometimes being a baby sucks). I wish Mommy would put her boobs in the freezer and give me ice cream too.

For supper, we went to an 'all you can eat buffet'. I don't know what the big deal is, Mommy gives me that every day.


I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream

*TO SEE MORE PICTURES, Click Below:
1. "Eating my very own cone"- Click Here
2. "Relaxing on the outdoor cafe"- Click Here
3. "At the end of a very long day"- Click Here

A day in my bathrobe

Yesterday I lazed around all day in my bathrobe. Since it's the weekend, I decided to take the day off. So did Grampa, who went to see an old friend. He didn't say how old.

At night, Mommy&Daddy went out for dinner without me. I was a little worried about my own dinner because Mommy took her breasts with her. Fortunately she left me some pre-pumped milk and "Sharon", the world's best babysitter.

To see a picture of Sharon, click HERE (she's the one hiding behind my big fat head).


I love weekends! (click on picture to enlarge hood)

Grampa's arms

Here I am in Grampa's arms. They're almost as strong as Grandma's arms. Sorry you can't see Grampa's face, but he thinks he's a secret agent and can't give away his identity. Personally, I think he's a little camera shy.

We went to a mall with Grampa. Daddy came too, even though he should have been at work. I hope no-one from his work reads this blog.


Me watching out for Grampa

A week with Grampa

Last night I met Grampa Bob! He recognized me right away because of my blog. Or maybe because I was the only baby in the house. Either way, he seemed very happy to see me. It's too bad I couldn't see Grandma too (she's still in Japan).

Grampa will be staying with us for a whole week. I wish he could stay longer. So does Grandma.


Oh boy, it's Grampa!

Grandpa's coming today!

I'm very excited because I'm finally going to meet Grandpa! He's flying all the way from Japan to visit me. I hope he likes babies.

Grandpa's probably just like Grandma, only totally different. I have so much to say to him. I hope he understands baby gurgles.

One day I'll learn how to communicate better. Maybe Daddy will too.


Guess who's coming to visit!

Little Angel

Here I am pretending to be a sweet little angel. Looks can be deceiving; for what appears to be the face of pure innocence, is in fact, a baby in the midst of a massive poop. (Resist the urge to click!!)

Fortunately for my fans, you can't smell my Blog.


Pretending to be a little angel
(click on picture for bigger angel)

> To see my innocent look on another website, check "www.selfportraitday.com"

Street Festival

On the weekend, Mommy&Daddy put me in my car seat and took me to a 'Street Festival'. They had rides I couldn't go on, foods I couldn't eat and games I couldn't play. Fortunately, I slept through most of it.

The worst part of my day, was when Mommy&Daddy dragged me out in public wearing nothing more than a bathrobe! How embarrassing.


Daddy, Mommy and Yoda

We're off to the mall!

As you can see, I'm excited because we're going to the mall. The mall is a place where grown-ups go to stand in lines. When you finally arrive at the front of the line, you get to pay for the experience. Then you look for more lines to stand in. I don't know why grown-ups do this, but hey, I'm just a baby.

Daddy likes malls because he gets to buy things for his drawer. He's trying to build up inventory for his next garage sale.


Oh boy, another trip!

*MORE PICTURES BELOW:
1. "Where is Daddy taking me?"- Click Here
2. "Mommy explaining where we're going"- Click Here
3. "Helping Daddy with his shopping"- Click Here
4. "Me, at the end of a very long day"- Click Here

Happy Father's Day!

Here I am playing with my Daddy on "Father's Day". As you can see, my Daddy is very easy to entertain. This game is called "Manipulating the Daddy". All I do is giggle, then Daddy does whatever I want (hee hee hee).

Today the whole family went out for breakfast (including my brothers Jason&Andy). Because it's "Father's Day", my brothers didn't complain when Daddy ate off their plates.


Playing with Daddy on Father's Day

*TO SEE MORE PICTURES, Click Below:
1. "Fun with Daddy"- Click Here
2. "Father's Day Giggles"- Click Here
3. "Relaxing on my 'Daddy Bed'"- Click Here

My favourite chair (3rd Month)

Here I am, now 3 months old, back in my favourite chair. As you may recall, my Daddy takes photos of me in it every single month. He does this because he doesn't have a life.

As you can see from the picture, I'm not very good at sitting up straight (like father, like son).


Me in my stretchy pyjamas
(click on picture for bigger comparison)

Playing with Daddy

Here you see me playing with Daddy (He's the one with the floppy ears, I'm the one with the toothless grin). As you can see I'm very excited. We're playing a new game that has all the things I love- goofy faces, funny sounds and lots of anticipation.

To see me playing with Mommy, click HERE
To see me when we're all done, click HERE.


Me and my toothless smile

Sitting on my Bumbo

This is me on my brand new "Bumbo" seat. When Daddy brought it home, he immediately picked me up and plopped me in (as you can tell by the surprised look on my face).

Normally I'm a bobblehead, but this contraption helps me sit up all by myself! Now I can see where I'm being plopped. (As you may recall, Mommy&Daddy have a habit of plopping me wherever they are).

My Daddy's a little absent-minded. I hope he doesn't plop me on the roof of his car one day.


Look Ma, I'm sitting! (click on picture for bigger surprise)

To see me just BEFORE Daddy picked me up, click HERE
To see me just AFTER Daddy put me down click HERE

What're you lookin' at?

Here I am relaxing outside. Sometimes I come here to be alone (even babies want to be alone sometimes). Unfortunately, I have to rely on grownups to get me here (and then they hang around like stalkers).

When I start crawling I'm going to go wherever I want, whenever I want, all by myself. And I'll get kneepads so I can get there faster.


Me, in one of my moods

No fashion sense

As you can see, my Mommy&Daddy have no fashion sense. First they dress me in ugly mis-matched clothing. Then they hike my pants over my belly like an old man. Finally they plop me on a decrepit old 'cow thing' which Daddy actually photographs.

How embarassing, even for a baby.


Me and my designer clothes. NOT.

(Do not click above for fashion statement.
Do not click here for me on ugly pillows)

A very good day

As you can see, I'm having a very good day. I had a long nap (with Mommy), yummy meals (the usual), good burps (like Daddy) and a massive poop (don't worry, no pictures).

Life doesn't get any better than this.


Feeling great (click on picture for bigger hug)

Getting burped

In this picture Mommy is trying to burp me. Burping is a sadistic ritual where grownups whack defenseless babies on the back after they eat.

When I belch, Mommy gets all excited and says "that's good". Then Daddy belches , and she says "that's bad". Grownups confuse me.

To see what I look like after a good burp, click HERE.
To see what I look like after a bad burp, click HERE.


Mommy with a good head on her shoulders

This weekend..

I know this bath picture has nothing to do with this weekend, but my Daddy had an extra 'bath shot' from yesterday, so he put it here!

So now, instead of talking about this weekend, I had to waste today's blog explaining this picture. Thanks Dad!


STILL in the bathtub??!

Washing behind my ears

Here I am getting my face washed. Once again, I pee'd on my own head (I call it my 'golden arch'; also known as 'McPee'). I've been doing it since I was a little baby. It's my way of telling Mommy it's time for another bath.

I can't wait 'til I learn to talk. Then I can just ask for a bath, instead of having to pee on my face.


Washing my big floppy ears (thanks dad!)

Cleaning my armpits
Cleaning everywhere else

Washing my diapers

In this picture Mommy is drying my cloth diapers (she washes about 500 a day). She doesn't like 'disposables' because they're "bad for the environment". Daddy understands the washing bit, but thinks Mommy goes overboard because she irons them too!

To see what my diaper looks like before Mommy washes it, click here (and you thought your job was bad).


Mommy drying some of my 500 diapers

My sleeping bag

Here I am in my sleeping bag. Mommy likes it because she can plop me down anywhere when I fall asleep. I don't like it because I never know where I'm going to wake up.

Luckily, in this picture, I woke up on Mommy & Daddy's bed. I hope one day I don't wake up outside as the doormat.


Me, sleeping like an angel

To see me waking up on a big brown thing, click here
To see me plopped on the kitchen counter-top, click here

My 40 pound head

Here I am trying to lift my 40 pound head. It used to be 20 pounds, but the thing keeps growing! I hope one day my body catches up.

As you can see, Mommy&Daddy put me on their fancy new pillow. It's not meant for babies because it gives me no leverage and it leaves ridges in my face. I think it's time for a major drool.


Me and my inflatable head (click above to blow up head)

If you have nothing better to do, click here.
If you're really bored to death, click here.

Hanging out with Mommy

In this picture it looks like I'm thinking deep thoughts. In reality, I'm just thinking about lunch (remember, I'm just a guy).

Sometimes Mommy and I hang out on the balcony and talk. Mommy thinks I'm an excellent listener, so I let her do most of the talking. (sorry Daddy, my lips are sealed).


Between meals (click above for bigger baby)

Another car ride

As you can see, I'm excited because I'm going for another car ride. This time Daddy didn't forget anything because he didn't want to read about it in my blog (see May 29).

As usual, we went to the same restaurant as last week. We left at the same time in the same car and ate the same thing. My life is like 'Deja Vu'.


Strapped into the roller coaster (Daddy's driving)

To see me waiting patiently, click HERE
Wanna pinch my pudgy cheeks? Click HERE

Daddysitting

Mommy asked me to watch Daddy while she takes a nap. She thinks I'm a good 'Daddysitter' (see picture below of me sitting on Daddy). This is a big responsibility for a baby, especially with someone as immature as my Daddy.

In this picture Daddy's telling me a story with a surprise ending. To see my reaction, click HERE.


Babysitting each other

Playing with Mommy

I just taught Mommy how to play 'Hip Hip Hooray'! She's a really fast learner. I always laugh when she gets to the part where she yells 'Hooray' (see picture, below right). I guess it doesn't take much to entertain a baby.


Hip Hip HOORAY! (click on picture above)

Another exciting day

Here I am in the middle of another exciting day. Since it was so nice outside, we spent a lot of time watching the trees grow. This picture captures the highlight of my day. I can't wait for tomorrow.


YAWN..

(To see me thinking funny thoughts, click HERE)

Quality time with Daddy

Here I am spending quality time with my Daddy. I'm helping him hold the book he's trying to read. Actually it's a 'car manual'. Maybe he should try reading a manual on "How to Raise a Child". Of particular interest would be the chapters on "paying attention to your baby" and "reading to your child" (as opposed to reading on your child).


My life as a Bookrack